12 SIGNS YOU ARE DEFINITELY A SINGLE FEMALE



1. VALENTINES DAY IS ANOTHER HANGOUT DAY

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All that you have planned on 14th February is a movie or hangout with friends, and its just a normal Saturday for you.

2. BIRTHDAY THINGS

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You are not sure about who would wish you first on your birthday and its an all time surprise. 

OOPS! LESS GIFTS!!

3. EVERYWHERE WITH FRIENDS

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As and when you visit a romantic place, all you can imagine of is being there with friends.

4. EARLY TO BED WITH PHONE

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You are an early to bed lady. Even if not, all you do at night is surf the net. 

IT ISN'T THAT COOL LADY ! 

5. NO COUPLE ENTRIES PLEASE

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You are never interested in visiting places that have couple entries! You feel bad!!

IT'S OKAY BABY! GOD IS WITH YOU. OR PROBABLY YOUR PHONE FOR THAT MATTER!

6. RAJ IS THE ONLY ROMANTIC PERSON YOU KNOW

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When it is about romance, the only man you can think of is Raj (Shahrukh Khan) from DDLJ

K..K..K..KIRAN

7. PRE VALENTINE DAYS ARE CREEPY

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Days like Rose day, Chocolate day, Hug day, etc. are crap for you! All you do on these days is either sleep or see you committed friends jumping out of insanity.

CRAP! CRAP! ALL AROUND!

8. LOVE YOURSELF

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Whenever you are in need of an expert advice, you talk to yourself.

NO BOY! YOU CANT BE TELLING ME WHAT TO DO!!

9. INTIMATE - RELATIVES ONLY

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All the hugs and kisses that you have ever received in your life are from your parents and relatives, especially thossse fat aunties on weddings and other ceremonies.

AWW!! BADI CUTE HAI BETI TO!

10. DATES ARE JUST SOME DAYS

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You never expect anyone to remember dates that are important to you and you never screw them up for not doing so.

HAWW ! YOU FORGOT?

11. I DONT KNOW

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When you look at a social media profile, the option of relationship status kills you!

I'M NEITHER SINGLE NOR TAKEN, JUST HUNGRY.

12. PAMPERING YOURSELF

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You start feeling so lonely and single, that you feel like asking yourself,

"AAJ MELE BABU NE KHANA KYU NAHI KHAYA"

LOL.