Saturday, March 28, 2015

5 THINGS YOU FEEL BUT NEVER SAY TO YOUR BEST FRIEND

1.  NOTHING WITHOUT THEM FEELS RIGHT

Deep inside your heart, you know it too well that when you are not with your best friend, nothing seems normal. Be it watching the daily soap you shared interest towards, eating your common favorite cuisine, going to the place where you met them or your favorite hangout place, or sharing the deep dark secrets of life, what’s with them can never be the same with anyone else. Nothing’s the same. Nothing’s right. But, you never say it!!
2.   YOU NOTICE THE CARE THEY HAVE FOR YOU

The small little memories of love, care and affection that you have shared with them, you have got them engraved in your heart but you pretend like never noticing them coz its just awkward. It may be just pampering you with your favorite chocolate, getting you things you always wanted (and later asking you to pay for it), feed you with what exactly you are craving for, at that point of time, you have it all in your heart but you never turn them up into words.
3.  YOU HATE THEIR BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND

The people that they are affectionate with are always your first targets to be murdered because they steal the time your friend would have reserved for you in their lives. They are different people altogether with their mates. Also when they start talking about their love, they forget whether you are interested or not. They just keep blabbering and you start missing the fun times you had with them. You don’t want them to have a breakup because you can’t see them sad after that but you just hate them being committed.
4.  THE BEST PICTURES ARE WITH THEM

No matter how cliché the picture is, how bad you look, how old the picture is, the memory is never faded. You remember every detail of the moment. That one picture with your friend has always been and will eternally be special. But anytime in the clock when you come across a picture of your two, all you talk about is how you look or what memory was it. You never lay emphasis on the fact that the picture is special because it has both of you in it.
5.  SHARING HAPPENS JUST WITH THEM

Your friends (best friends) know you in and out. More than your bf, gf or even parents do. And this is because you share each and every detail of your life with them. How you feel about the liftman who never says welcome to your thanks, how badly you dislike your Math teacher or how filthy you think your classmate is. You never discuss it with anyone else than them but never admit that too.






If you are such a person, open up to him/her, let them know their importance in your life. Make them feel good about the fact that you are jealous of them mingling with someone else as comfortably as they do with you. Tag them as your BFF! Let them know! Write to them! Text, call, Skype! Just tell them and see how their day turns bright.
10 PSYCHOLOGICAL FACTS YOU NEVER KNEW ABOUT

1.    BEING UNABLE TO GET SOMEONE OFF YOUR MIND INDICATES THAT YOU ARE ON THAT PERSON’S MIND AS WELL

    


Have you always been tensed about the fact that some people are just bothering you too much since they are on your minds all the time. Its time to stop worrying because this is not entirely your problem. This is probably because of the reason that they too are thinking about you. So now when you over think about a specific person you know they are thinking about you too.

2.   PEOPLE ARE GENERALLY MORE HONEST WHEN PHYSICALLY TIRED. THIS IS WHY PEOPLE CONFESS THINGS DURING LATE NIGHT CONVERSATIONS


Are you a nocturnal social animal glued to your screens at night? Howsoever bad for your health it may be, it is always good for your relationships. Since you can be sure about the fact that whatever is being shared between you two is honest and true. So now when you need to get information out of someone, wait till the sun sets and the moon arrives. And half of your work is already done.

3.   INTELLIGENT PEOPLE TEND TO HAVE FEWER FRIENDS THAN THE AVERAGE PERSON. THE SMARTER YOU ARE, THE MORE SELECTIVE YOU BECOME  


Are you just too distressed by the fact that your friend circle is too small than the others? You find yourself jealous of the huge collection of people in a certain group around you? You must know this. Generally, the lesser friends you have, the better are they. Instead of having 20 friends, its better to have just 2 friends who you can share every detail of your life with. So if you have less friends, its because you have selectively chosen the ones that are there.

4.   EATING CHOCOLATE WHILE STUDYING HELPS THE BRAIN TO RETAIN NEW INFORMATION AND IT IS LINKED TO HIGHER TEST SCORES.


Now this is a happy news. Isn’t it? If something that you anyways love not only give pleasure to your taste buds but also help you do something that you hate but are forced to do. How’s that? Chocolates contain glucose helping you to retain new information and help you get higher scores. So now you know what to do when your grades are low. Do what you love. Eat chocolates.

5.   WHEN A PERSON CRIES AND THE FIRST DROP OF TEAR COMES FROM THE RIGHT EYE, IT’S HAPPINESS. IF IT IS FROM THE LEFT, IT’S PAIN

You definitely haven’t noticed where does the first tear come from, the left or the right eye because your concentration is obviously on the thing that’s making you cry. But this time when you cry, give it a shot. Pay attention and you might even stop crying and start smiling.

6.   CHEATERS TEND TO THINK EVERYONE CHEATS; LIARS TEND TO THINK EVRYONE LIES. KEEP THIS IN MIND.

Have you heard of the story where a baby girl and boy decide to give each other all the chocolates they have. The girl gives all but the boy retains some. The boy couldn’t sleep all night thinking that even the girl might have not given him all but the girl slept peacefully because she could not think of anything like this and this proves the psychology.

7.   IF A FRIENDSHIP LASTS LONGER THAN 7 YEARS, PSYCHOLOGISTS SAY IT WILL LAST A LIFETIME

When you know a person for a time as long as seven years, you know them in and out and thus you know what makes them happy or sad or annoys them. So you are less likely to fall in disputes and have conflicts. So if you have a friend for more than 7 years, be prepared to tolerate them till you live.

8.   YOU CAN TELL IF YOU’RE DREAMING OR NOT BY LOOKING AROUND FOR CLOCKS, CLOCKS WILL NEVER BE IN DREAMS

Haven’t you had moments when you could not differentiate between reality and a dream, when you woke up terribly confused? Next time any such thing happens, hunt for a clock. So now you don’t have to hurt yourself by pinching yourself. See a clock and know.

9.   BEFORE SLEEPING, 90% OF YOUR MIND BEGINS TO IMAGINE THE STUFF YOU WOULD LIKE TO HAPPEN

Before you fall asleep, do you imagine your boyfriend hugging you, or taking your girlfriend in your arms, or sleeping on moving chair in Paris? Not your fault. Certainly not. This is because you would like this to happen.

10.                LISTENING TO 5 TO 10 SONGS A DAY CAN IMPROVE MEMORY, STRENGTHEN IMMUNE SYSTEM AND REDUCE DEPRESSION RISK BY 80%

Are you a song lover? You listen to songs all the time, leisure time, study time, dinner time? Well then, you are certainly never going to face depression, rather your immunity would be strengthened and also your memory is improved.


10 THINGS YOU SAY TO HIDE YOUR CONS

1.     I HAVE A UNIQUE ART STYLE. I CALL IT “I TRIED”.

Have you ever tried hiding your pathetic art style by saying its your own art style that you have created and directed. No matter how bad it is, you always try and feel good about it. Not only that, you also try to make others feel good about it. Deep inside your heart, you are well aware that its no uniqueness but the art is really bad.

2.      LAZY IS SUCH AN UGLY WORD I PREFER THE TERM SELECTIVE PARTICIPATION

Lying in the sofa or bed all day with your gadgets all around you? Feeling sluggish all day? Never feel like participating in anything? You are certainly LAZY. But to put that nicely, you term it as selective participation. Wherein there is no participation because all you select are automatically deselected for the sake of your laziness.

3.      FUTURE WORLD TRAVELLER, CURRENTLY BEING A PROFESSIONAL SLEEPER

Want to travel all round the world one day but you know the day is too far because to move around you need to surrender your bed, which is not easy at all. That’s probably the most difficult thing you can ever think of. Putting it this way, you are trying to be cool and lazy. COOL

4.     FAMILY MEMBER: WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR LIFE
ME: IT’S A SURPRISE

You certainly hate the interference of any relative, acquaintance or family member in your life. And the hate rises when they ask you either about your exam results or life plans. This is not because you hate them intervening. But because you know this is something that’s going to embarrass you. You yourself aren’t certain about what do you want to do, answering them is out of the question. That’s the easiest way to put it.

5.      MY LIFE IS A CONSTANT STRUGGLE BETWEEN BEING BORED AND BEING LAZY

You don’t feel like working, neither do you feel like sitting leisure. The former makes you tired and bored, and the latter, being lazy. Which you cannot afford feeling at all. So put it this way and escape.

6.      DEAR MATH, I DON’T WANT TO SOLVE YOUR PROBLEMS, I HAVE MY OWN PROBLEMS TO SOLVE.

This is the most common phrase you have always heard out of people who are math phobic. That they can do math but don’t really feel like doing it. Because they think they have bigger and better things to do in life. But deep inside they know math is not their cup of tea. Its less about not wanting to do it and more of not being able to do it.

7.     ME AT SCHOOL: NO REALLY, I AM SMART I JUST DON’T FEEL LIKE DOING THIS

Never went to yoga class? Never paid attention in class? Never tried football? Never gave a shot to karate? All because you didn’t feel like doing it, right? NO. because you knew you couldn’t. stop feeling like you are smart. You aren’t really that smart.

8.      PERKS OF DATING ME – YOU WILL BE THE HOT ONE

Singles figure out so many phrases and excuses when asked why aren’t they dating. Being ignorant. But they too are dying to get someone. And giving such a line not only hints the person how desperate you are but also saves yourself from feeling like a BECHARA. So to save yourself the next time you get single, try this out.

9.      I DON’T HAVE AN ATTITUDE PROBLEM. YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH MY ATTITUDE. THAT’S YOUR PROBLEM, NOT MINE.

Heard your mom or friends or teachers yelling about the attitude that you have? The problems that you will face in life because of this? But never paid attention. Then you badly need this self defense phrase. But do make sure that you know its more of your problem and less of theirs.

10.   I DON’T HAVE A BAD HANDWRITING, I HAVE MY OWN FONT.
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Do you have a handwriting that only you can understand? Worse than your doctor’s? Other than saying its to maintain confidentiality, there’s another solution. Say its your own font. This certainly won’t solve your problems but will certainly save you from the torture. GOOD LUCK
10 TEENAGER POSTS EVERY TEEN CONNECTS TO



1.     EVERYONE HAS THAT ONE SONG THAT RELEASES THEIR INNER STRIPPER





Haven’t you ever come across a situation where you want to dance your clothes off like no one’s watching? Now that’s something that happens to everyone. There is always one song for every individual that releases their inner stripper and makes them go insane about it

2.     HAIR = MESS
ROOM = MESS
LIFE = MESS

Dirt, squalor, mess are all synonyms to teenage life. In this age, you are just too busy and lazy to waste your time on something as unproductive as cleaning. Most of the teenagers have only two phases in life, either the red carpet phase or the couch potato phase. There’s no in between. Staying clingy denotes that you are home. But still the talent is to find everything in the messy room and messy life, maybe a little late though.

3.     HOT SHOWERS WITH LOUD MUSIC ARE THE REASONS I LOVE LIFE

Every teenager’s first love is music. This is one thing you can do all day long and not get tired (other than sleeping of course). And when loud music is combined with hot shower, it’s like cherry on the cake. Loud music gets you out of your shell and hot shower comforts you right there. And the combo rocks your world from all sides.

4.     I NEED ATLEAST 5 MORE DAYS IN THE WEEKENED

Weekends. OMG. What a delight. But doesn’t it feel unfair when it takes 5 days for a weekend to arrive but just 2 to go away. It feels bad. We want more is what you want to say out loud. The more the merrier. Being lazy is your thing then.

5.     BEING RICH WOULD SOLVE ATLEAST 100 OF MY PROBLEMS

You might cry for the smallest of problems in your life but deep inside you know, if you had loads of money and you could buy whatever you want, you would have not given a damn to any other problem. You know how new clothes make everything right. How new phones don’t let you think about anything else. So money could surely solve most of your problems.

6.     PROS AND CONS OF MAKING FOOD
PROS : FOOD
CONS : MAKING

Are you a hard core foodie? Food is the only love in your life? One thing you cant imagine your life without is food? Its FOOD FOOD FOOD everywhere, all the time? But the only issue is making food because that’s just not your thing.

7.     IMAGINE IF YOUR FRIDGE DID WHAT YOU DO TO IT EVERYDAY, EVERY ½ HOUR GOES TO YOUR ROOM, OPENS THE DOOR AND STARES AT YOU FOR 5 MINUTES THEN LEAVES.

Remember doing that to your fridge? Opening it every ½ hour, staring at things, closing it and coming back to bed? How about your fridge doing that with you? Scary? Absurd? Feel how the fridge feels. Understand what feeds you every time. LOL

8.     DO YOU EVER TAKE A GOOD PICTURE OF YOURSELF AND USE IT FOR EVEERYTHING AND THEN LOOK AT IT ONE DAY AND YOU’RE LIKE OMG THIS IS ACTUALLY THE WORST PIC EVER.

Click a selfie. Start to like it. Use it as your whatsapp display picture, facebook upload, instagram upload and then see it in the gallery with all the others. And feel like deleting everything because you suddenly realize the picture was bad. Actually the worst. The worst ever seen. The worst ever clicked. And then you feel dumb.

9.     HOW I CLEAN MY ROOM
-STARTS AT ONE CORNER
-FINDS SOMETHING FROM 6 YEARS AGO AND STARES AT IT NOSTALGICALLY FOR 5 HOURS
-GOES TO BED

 A work that’s done so rarely obviously will take time since you are out of practice. All the nostalgia that occurs is when you clean stuff. You suddenly come across something that’s like 6 years old and you stare at it, think of every possible thing related or unrelated to it, and then enter the world of your own. The cleaning stays there and you delay it for the next time. Which of course never comes.


10.                        I DREAM ABOUT A WORLD WHERE IT IS TOTALLY LEGAL AND SOCIALLY  ACCEPTABLE TO SLAP DUMB PEOPLE

There are just too many people in a teenager’s life that he/she wants to throw out of the window. Be it a nerd in classroom, a relative at home or a neighbor aunt who never gets tired of complaining. And all you wish is to someday slap them in their faces. That’s with everybody.


Saturday, February 7, 2015

12 SIGNS YOU ARE DEFINITELY A SINGLE FEMALE



1. VALENTINES DAY IS ANOTHER HANGOUT DAY


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All that you have planned on 14th February is a movie or hangout with friends, and its just a normal Saturday for you.

2. BIRTHDAY THINGS

You are not sure about who would wish you first on your birthday and its an all time surprise. 
OOPS! LESS GIFTS!!

3. EVERYWHERE WITH FRIENDS

As and when you visit a romantic place, all you can imagine of is being there with friends.

4. EARLY TO BED WITH PHONE

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You are an early to bed lady. Even if not, all you do at night is surf the net. 
IT ISN'T THAT COOL LADY ! 

5. NO COUPLE ENTRIES PLEASE

You are never interested in visiting places that have couple entries! You feel bad!!
IT'S OKAY BABY! GOD IS WITH YOU. OR PROBABLY YOUR PHONE FOR THAT MATTER!

6. RAJ IS THE ONLY ROMANTIC PERSON YOU KNOW

When it is about romance, the only man you can think of is Raj (Shahrukh Khan) from DDLJ
K..K..K..KIRAN

7. PRE VALENTINE DAYS ARE CREEPY


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Days like Rose day, Chocolate day, Hug day, etc. are crap for you! All you do on these days is either sleep or see you committed friends jumping out of insanity.
CRAP! CRAP! ALL AROUND!

8. LOVE YOURSELF


Whenever you are in need of an expert advice, you talk to yourself.
NO BOY! YOU CANT BE TELLING ME WHAT TO DO!!

9. INTIMATE - RELATIVES ONLY


All the hugs and kisses that you have ever received in your life are from your parents and relatives, especially thossse fat aunties on weddings and other ceremonies.
AWW!! BADI CUTE HAI BETI TO!

10. DATES ARE JUST SOME DAYS


You never expect anyone to remember dates that are important to you and you never screw them up for not doing so.
HAWW ! YOU FORGOT?

11. I DONT KNOW


When you look at a social media profile, the option of relationship status kills you!
I'M NEITHER SINGLE NOR TAKEN, JUST HUNGRY.

12. PAMPERING YOURSELF


You start feeling so lonely and single, that you feel like asking yourself,
"AAJ MELE BABU NE KHANA KYU NAHI KHAYA"
LOL.