10 TEENAGER POSTS EVERY TEEN CONNECTS TO

1.     EVERYONE HAS THAT ONE SONG THAT RELEASES THEIR INNER STRIPPER

Haven’t you ever come across a situation where you want to dance your clothes off like no one’s watching? Now that’s something that happens to everyone. There is always one song for every individual that releases their inner stripper and makes them go insane about it

2.     HAIR = MESS

ROOM = MESS

LIFE = MESS

Dirt, squalor, mess are all synonyms to teenage life. In this age, you are just too busy and lazy to waste your time on something as unproductive as cleaning. Most of the teenagers have only two phases in life, either the red carpet phase or the couch potato phase. There’s no in between. Staying clingy denotes that you are home. But still the talent is to find everything in the messy room and messy life, maybe a little late though.

3.     HOT SHOWERS WITH LOUD MUSIC ARE THE REASONS I LOVE LIFE

Every teenager’s first love is music. This is one thing you can do all day long and not get tired (other than sleeping of course). And when loud music is combined with hot shower, it’s like cherry on the cake. Loud music gets you out of your shell and hot shower comforts you right there. And the combo rocks your world from all sides.

4.     I NEED ATLEAST 5 MORE DAYS IN THE WEEKENED

Weekends. OMG. What a delight. But doesn’t it feel unfair when it takes 5 days for a weekend to arrive but just 2 to go away. It feels bad. We want more is what you want to say out loud. The more the merrier. Being lazy is your thing then.

5.     BEING RICH WOULD SOLVE ATLEAST 100 OF MY PROBLEMS

You might cry for the smallest of problems in your life but deep inside you know, if you had loads of money and you could buy whatever you want, you would have not given a damn to any other problem. You know how new clothes make everything right. How new phones don’t let you think about anything else. So money could surely solve most of your problems.

6.     PROS AND CONS OF MAKING FOOD

PROS : FOOD

CONS : MAKING

Are you a hard core foodie? Food is the only love in your life? One thing you cant imagine your life without is food? Its FOOD FOOD FOOD everywhere, all the time? But the only issue is making food because that’s just not your thing.

7.     IMAGINE IF YOUR FRIDGE DID WHAT YOU DO TO IT EVERYDAY, EVERY ½ HOUR GOES TO YOUR ROOM, OPENS THE DOOR AND STARES AT YOU FOR 5 MINUTES THEN LEAVES.

Remember doing that to your fridge? Opening it every ½ hour, staring at things, closing it and coming back to bed? How about your fridge doing that with you? Scary? Absurd? Feel how the fridge feels. Understand what feeds you every time. LOL

8.     DO YOU EVER TAKE A GOOD PICTURE OF YOURSELF AND USE IT FOR EVEERYTHING AND THEN LOOK AT IT ONE DAY AND YOU’RE LIKE OMG THIS IS ACTUALLY THE WORST PIC EVER.

Click a selfie. Start to like it. Use it as your whatsapp display picture, facebook upload, instagram upload and then see it in the gallery with all the others. And feel like deleting everything because you suddenly realize the picture was bad. Actually the worst. The worst ever seen. The worst ever clicked. And then you feel dumb.

9.     HOW I CLEAN MY ROOM

-STARTS AT ONE CORNER

-FINDS SOMETHING FROM 6 YEARS AGO AND STARES AT IT NOSTALGICALLY FOR 5 HOURS

-GOES TO BED

 A work that’s done so rarely obviously will take time since you are out of practice. All the nostalgia that occurs is when you clean stuff. You suddenly come across something that’s like 6 years old and you stare at it, think of every possible thing related or unrelated to it, and then enter the world of your own. The cleaning stays there and you delay it for the next time. Which of course never comes.

10.                        I DREAM ABOUT A WORLD WHERE IT IS TOTALLY LEGAL AND SOCIALLY  ACCEPTABLE TO SLAP DUMB PEOPLE

There are just too many people in a teenager’s life that he/she wants to throw out of the window. Be it a nerd in classroom, a relative at home or a neighbor aunt who never gets tired of complaining. And all you wish is to someday slap them in their faces. That’s with everybody.