10 THINGS YOU SAY TO HIDE YOUR CONS

1.     I HAVE A UNIQUE ART STYLE. I CALL IT “I TRIED”.

Have you ever tried hiding your pathetic art style by saying its your own art style that you have created and directed. No matter how bad it is, you always try and feel good about it. Not only that, you also try to make others feel good about it. Deep inside your heart, you are well aware that its no uniqueness but the art is really bad.

2.      LAZY IS SUCH AN UGLY WORD I PREFER THE TERM SELECTIVE PARTICIPATION

Lying in the sofa or bed all day with your gadgets all around you? Feeling sluggish all day? Never feel like participating in anything? You are certainly LAZY. But to put that nicely, you term it as selective participation. Wherein there is no participation because all you select are automatically deselected for the sake of your laziness.

3.      FUTURE WORLD TRAVELLER, CURRENTLY BEING A PROFESSIONAL SLEEPER

Want to travel all round the world one day but you know the day is too far because to move around you need to surrender your bed, which is not easy at all. That’s probably the most difficult thing you can ever think of. Putting it this way, you are trying to be cool and lazy. COOL

4.     FAMILY MEMBER: WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR LIFE

ME: IT’S A SURPRISE

You certainly hate the interference of any relative, acquaintance or family member in your life. And the hate rises when they ask you either about your exam results or life plans. This is not because you hate them intervening. But because you know this is something that’s going to embarrass you. You yourself aren’t certain about what do you want to do, answering them is out of the question. That’s the easiest way to put it.

5.      MY LIFE IS A CONSTANT STRUGGLE BETWEEN BEING BORED AND BEING LAZY

You don’t feel like working, neither do you feel like sitting leisure. The former makes you tired and bored, and the latter, being lazy. Which you cannot afford feeling at all. So put it this way and escape.

6.      DEAR MATH, I DON’T WANT TO SOLVE YOUR PROBLEMS, I HAVE MY OWN PROBLEMS TO SOLVE.

This is the most common phrase you have always heard out of people who are math phobic. That they can do math but don’t really feel like doing it. Because they think they have bigger and better things to do in life. But deep inside they know math is not their cup of tea. Its less about not wanting to do it and more of not being able to do it.

7.     ME AT SCHOOL: NO REALLY, I AM SMART I JUST DON’T FEEL LIKE DOING THIS

Never went to yoga class? Never paid attention in class? Never tried football? Never gave a shot to karate? All because you didn’t feel like doing it, right? NO. because you knew you couldn’t. stop feeling like you are smart. You aren’t really that smart.

8.      PERKS OF DATING ME – YOU WILL BE THE HOT ONE

Singles figure out so many phrases and excuses when asked why aren’t they dating. Being ignorant. But they too are dying to get someone. And giving such a line not only hints the person how desperate you are but also saves yourself from feeling like a BECHARA. So to save yourself the next time you get single, try this out.

9.      I DON’T HAVE AN ATTITUDE PROBLEM. YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH MY ATTITUDE. THAT’S YOUR PROBLEM, NOT MINE.

Heard your mom or friends or teachers yelling about the attitude that you have? The problems that you will face in life because of this? But never paid attention. Then you badly need this self defense phrase. But do make sure that you know its more of your problem and less of theirs.

10.   I DON’T HAVE A BAD HANDWRITING, I HAVE MY OWN FONT.

Do you have a handwriting that only you can understand? Worse than your doctor’s? Other than saying its to maintain confidentiality, there’s another solution. Say its your own font. This certainly won’t solve your problems but will certainly save you from the torture. GOOD LUCK